Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Okay whoever is FILLING this page with R.I.P Dennis it is getting annoying so pleas stop it is just a dilofosaur okay your little sis killed your favorite tames BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER DILO OKAY You can get new mutations on a new dilo and just name it Dennis 2 okay so stop all the R.I.P Dennis you can get another one it is JUST A FREAKING DILO
I have been looking for a equus for some time.
Saw a white one. It's only lvl 35, i should kill it so new ones spawn. [Sees horn] no wait it's a unicorn!
Wait what's that behind it... IT HAS A BABY!!!
They might be very low level but now I have 2 unicorns! Playing solo so i have no one to show it off to...and I'm still looking for a higher lvl equus.