Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2022-07-23T23:12:52+00:00

#### unicorns their stupid. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

score -5 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-18T12:48:48+00:00

Everyone stop saying rip Dennis it’s just a dilo and that was from April 2020

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-15T18:13:26+00:00

I dont know what dennis is so I disliked all the "rip dennis" who the hell is dennis bruh

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-04T15:22:15+00:00

STOP TALKING ABOUT DENNIS NOBODY CARES

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2025-03-24T13:38:37+00:00

Denise =bad

Unicorn= good

Girl=evil

score -6 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-16T20:00:48+00:00

u looooooooks sooooooo niiiiiceeeeeee

uh man it dies from raptors..😞

score -6 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-10T05:02:26+00:00

The ARK devs got LAAAAZZZYYY with this dino.its just an equus with a horn. And it's poo is just regular poo with some color. It's the ARK equivalent to a horse with a horn strapped to it's head. Up.Doot! 😎

score -7 · Answer 8 · 2019-09-18T00:01:50+00:00

Why are unicorns so interesting to everyone they are just horses with horns

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2025-05-04T21:35:42+00:00

R.I.P Dennis you will be forever missed. 🥀

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2025-05-22T17:30:29+00:00

People chill out Dennis died during 2020 it’s been five years chat.

score -7 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-15T11:25:33+00:00

Seen It did’s it look like a butt hole

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2025-05-31T19:10:49+00:00

Eat My Feces And You’ll Feel Like Super Mario

score -5 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-30T18:57:16+00:00

Don't talk about Dennis anymore it's getting on my nervs.

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-22T18:43:10+00:00

It wouldn’t let me tame it if I couldn’t have it…

no one can

score -7 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-25T18:46:21+00:00

Lllll lvl hf find CBC CJ so do do do do do do do do CJ BC go ha so I’m if at f do BBC do pic Dr in Dr u MC f I’m n try b/c and I don’t know what I want but I’m just not allowed on the phone anymore I’m just trying not brown be able to play it lol I’m just trying not brown be able to play it in the morning lol lol I just was like I don’t have a big boy I just want you guys in my car and I’m just not going on the phone

score -7 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-08T18:30:50+00:00

WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT DENNIS THE DILOPHOSAURUS??!!

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2025-02-03T20:56:51+00:00

R.I.P. deniss the dilo 😔

But for those who don’t realize it:

It’s not the unicorns fault it’s the sisters fault.

But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-31T15:46:10+00:00

U know Deadpool’s favorite animal is a unicorn, right?

score -7 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-25T05:06:15+00:00

Fuq yall and denis god damn

score -7 · Answer 20 · 2023-01-18T22:11:13+00:00

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