yell at dennis the stupid dilo

Only Kotlc fans will understand

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WHO TF IS DENNIS

Idk abt y’all but I think these thing should fly!🌈🦄🤌

Unicorn poos dung beetle eats the pooooooooooooooo

Okay so, if you find a unicorn online tame it. Then go to a different map, but take the unicorn with you. Ask your buddies to play ARK with you online, then find a different unicorn on the new map your on. Then breed more, more, and more!

Okay whoever is FILLING this page with R.I.P Dennis it is getting annoying so pleas stop it is just a dilofosaur okay your little sis killed your favorite tames BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER DILO OKAY You can get new mutations on a new dilo and just name it Dennis 2 okay so stop all the R.I.P Dennis you can get another one it is JUST A FREAKING DILO

Only KOTLC fans will get this

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Me: Finds a Unicorn

Me: Tames said Unicorn

*Later*

Me: Reads Dododex funny section and sees the story of Dennis

Unicorn: *Side eyes me uncomfortably*

Me: *Pets Unicorn happily finding it funny to keep it only in spite of everyone else*

Dennis is a Dillo who is probably fake & it’s just a dillo 1 of the most annoying creatures in ark i care more about Daniel the thylo

F DENNIS Dilos suck

i found one and killed it :( rip unknown

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Ya’ll need to stop talking about how the unicorns wronged Dennis and the Allosaurus Army; haven’t the unicorns suffered enough from Voldemort sucking their blood and killing them?

(I’m referring to Harry Potter if you’re confused)

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Was playing online and saw a cryofridge brought it home and went on a metal run after a few minutes while inside my base with some water and an exit in the water to the ocean I saw a death message went back to investigate and saw a shark had eaten him so I threw an amount of c4 only equivalent to an ICBM and blasted him out of the water rip Bobby the unicorn 😇

I have been looking for a equus for some time.

Saw a white one. It's only lvl 35, i should kill it so new ones spawn. [Sees horn] no wait it's a unicorn!

Wait what's that behind it... IT HAS A BABY!!!

They might be very low level but now I have 2 unicorns! Playing solo so i have no one to show it off to...and I'm still looking for a higher lvl equus.

It’s so mystical! Magical! Lol

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I tamed this unicorn and it kept on running in the ocean over and over but now I have 2 unicorns yay

Can we stop talking about Dennis now? That was in TWO-THOUSAND AND TWENTY. It’s OUTDATED now!

Run Run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the unicorn man

The first time I played Ark I was on the island on the little peninsula in the easy area when I happened to find a unicorn and I looked across the water and there stood two raptors and the new player that I was I didn’t know the ark gods are never that nice a Dilo came from nowhere scared the unicorn making the fancy horse run at the Raptors then they got lead back to me by the unicorn the unicorn dies then the raptors come after me I die several times I spawn in a different spot only for a sarco to kill me in rage I delete the world and started over

I haven’t seen a wild unicorn since and I’ve been playing since about 2019 and then my friend after I told them thought it would be funny to put a unicorn on all the worlds I played with them knowing the grudge I have against them