Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
To the Dennis guy
If I was u I would rip her unicorn toys out and kill her fav Dino she owns RIP DENNIS U WILL BE MISSED (oh btw my theri killed it YEAH I LOVE DENNIS)and uhh u could breed a high level dlio and name that Dennis and if she asked to get a unicorn find one AND THEN BLOW IT UP AS U LAGHING and show her how all of us miss Dennis I will name my Rex Dennis in honor for him/her rip Dennis 😭😭😭✊✊✊and harvest the meat and cook it and then eat it and that will tramitise her and make her kill all of her Dinos(if she plays ark)and harvest the body and tame A LOT of dlios and name them Dennis
Hehehehehe -pikacharzard- we miss Dennis😭😭😭
Dev 1. Lets make a new Dino.I like the equus idea so let’s roll with that
Dev 2. OK what’s your idea?
Dev 1. let’s make only one spawn on every map all in any place so they don’t spawn in one area they spawn in all the areas
Dev 2. Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh OK
Dev 1. And let’s make it so that when any ARK player finds it, they have horrible luck, and an allosaurus most likely kills it or anything
Dev 2. maybe that’s a bit much
Dev 1. Hush and let’s make it so that mobile players have to use Griffin, kibb or allosaurus kibb to tame it
Dev 2. why mobile players will now feel cursed
Dev 1. And let’s make it sooooooooooooo rare. That no one ever finds it unless they have a good luck
Dev 2. is that it?
Dev 1.yup
Dev 2. Everybody will now feel like they’re cursed. What have you done?
Shoot the Argy in the sky if this was funny.by Dino nerd