His poo get u hi

Mor wurd… hehe. Y that allo flyn?

HES A MAGICAL PONY FLYIN THROUGH THE SKY ON A MAGICAL… shoot it down

Yeah Danny are honor for Danny

Riiiiiip denis say it with meeee rip denis start the trend together we can bring him back to bully unicorns

Poor Dennis you will be missed :-[

Oh my god, they took my friggin kidney!!!

A galarian Rapidash... MINE

Teach it psycho cut guys...

colour its hair cotton candy..

Make it glow...

Throw from Cryopod... You Playing pokemon sword and shield with a Rapidash. Hehehe...

Shwalbe u r super funny 😆 I hope u read this Uni’s r tamed by shooting it with a rocket launcher I enjoy seeing ppl do that

Remember kids the saddle goes on the unicorns head

First:

Search the WHOLE ark map

Second:

If not found, proceed to step 3.

Third:

Search the WHOLE ark map again

Fourth, if STILL not found, give up. A Spino would’ve killed it by now.

Holy ark gods you can breed them...

You know what happens now....

Only 1 per sever I had one in my old base wanna know what happen to it....my tribemate said it was gay so he killed it hmmm still dont know were I left the pieces of his corpse

Are we all forgetting notcis the anti unicorn?

Saw unicorn in the rain at night while being gangbanged by carnos and sabre tigers killed them all for the rainbows

So I went on holidays right and I come back to the server that a had spent hours on and in my slightly decayed house I saw a unicorn I ate the crap stumbled around my base until it wore off and tamed it. The next day I find that my tribe mates had decided to take it spelunking into the middle chamber and “accidentally” killed it.

Moral of the story, level 3 tribe mates are Idiots.

(R.I.P LSD crapper)

Want to know why this isn’t the rarest creature in ark? Well, just look for any high level Dino. There’s your answer

Equis an trike went to far way to far

I was playing with my friend on valgro and right off spawn within 10 seconds we found a unicorn as I was talking it it killed it's self by running into allos then later in the game we found another one and a Gallimimath scared it into a lake and it drowned 😭😢😭😢😭😢

Eating unicorn poop be like:

You getting rainbow star on Mario Kart, passing everyone with a new confidence, singing:

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO to the beat of the rainbow star song's beat

I spawned on crystal isles and when it was doing its animation there was a crystal wyvern in the sky I turned around and saw this boi.

✨So Majestic✨