Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-16T21:53:11+00:00

Yeah Danny are honor for Danny

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-30T03:09:46+00:00

Riiiiiip denis say it with meeee rip denis start the trend together we can bring him back to bully unicorns

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-24T15:22:09+00:00

Poor Dennis you will be missed :-[

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-21T00:36:08+00:00

Oh my god, they took my friggin kidney!!!

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-11T19:24:55+00:00

One time when I made a assault rifle I went to raid a base with some unicorns and a noob said can I fly up to that red thing up there (the red obelisk) I said no and spraid him and when I used C4 my unicorn shot up I thought maybe he could of gotten up there.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-04T11:08:18+00:00

A galarian Rapidash... MINE

Teach it psycho cut guys...

colour its hair cotton candy..

Make it glow...

Throw from Cryopod... You Playing pokemon sword and shield with a Rapidash. Hehehe...

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-24T07:22:39+00:00

Shwalbe u r super funny 😆 I hope u read this Uni’s r tamed by shooting it with a rocket launcher I enjoy seeing ppl do that

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-11-29T22:59:35+00:00

Remember kids the saddle goes on the unicorns head

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-10-08T08:00:38+00:00

First:

Search the WHOLE ark map

Second:

If not found, proceed to step 3.

Third:

Search the WHOLE ark map again

Fourth, if STILL not found, give up. A Spino would’ve killed it by now.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-03-24T18:47:40+00:00

I was playing with my friend on valgro and right off spawn within 10 seconds we found a unicorn as I was talking it it killed it's self by running into allos then later in the game we found another one and a Gallimimath scared it into a lake and it drowned 😭😢😭😢😭😢

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-02T03:04:38+00:00

Eating unicorn poop be like:

You getting rainbow star on Mario Kart, passing everyone with a new confidence, singing:

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO to the beat of the rainbow star song's beat

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-03T00:30:29+00:00

Holy ark gods you can breed them...

You know what happens now....

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-30T07:02:35+00:00

Only 1 per sever I had one in my old base wanna know what happen to it....my tribemate said it was gay so he killed it hmmm still dont know were I left the pieces of his corpse

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2019-08-07T19:15:20+00:00

Are we all forgetting notcis the anti unicorn?

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-07-14T02:16:28+00:00

Saw unicorn in the rain at night while being gangbanged by carnos and sabre tigers killed them all for the rainbows

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-03T10:34:46+00:00

So I went on holidays right and I come back to the server that a had spent hours on and in my slightly decayed house I saw a unicorn I ate the crap stumbled around my base until it wore off and tamed it. The next day I find that my tribe mates had decided to take it spelunking into the middle chamber and “accidentally” killed it.

Moral of the story, level 3 tribe mates are Idiots.

(R.I.P LSD crapper)

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2019-05-15T06:07:08+00:00

The moment you just got guns went trigger-happy and accidentally killed it enraging the entire server

Okay bye bye

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-01-14T06:14:07+00:00

Me: just surviving with my sister

Me: seeing unicorn

Me: WOW I NEEED IT NOOOOW

Me: *have got many carrots and berries for tame*

Me: * tried to tame*

Me: What? Why it not tamed?😭

Me: looking in Dododex 😱😭

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-12-27T02:15:11+00:00

I eat all the poop they drop 🤣🤣

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-12-24T21:30:14+00:00

Anyone else playing asa and found a unicorn with a baby? 😂😂