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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I went on holidays right and I come back to the server that a had spent hours on and in my slightly decayed house I saw a unicorn I ate the crap stumbled around my base until it wore off and tamed it. The next day I find that my tribe mates had decided to take it spelunking into the middle chamber and “accidentally” killed it.
Moral of the story, level 3 tribe mates are Idiots.
(R.I.P LSD crapper)
Once on ps4 server for ark with edited files so all dlc creatures spawn on crystal isle i found a unicorn i tamed it and Was gunna name it vlad the impaler i then THE ANTS ATACKED So we ran then i checked map I ran to my base then OH NO THEY ARE BACK WITH THE HELP OF DILOS so I tried to fend them off they would not I had to run me and vlad fell there was a roll ray but it kinda moved so vlad died I was guna taxidermy it but they jumped down and tore it apart in front of me so I trew myself to hyenadons I had a jeriboa on my head 😭😭😭 the server is all dlc crystal idle it is on unofficial pc but u can play with ps4 or 5 and go to 60,60 i think Look for fizzorolie in the tribe loolooland :3