Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I went on holidays right and I come back to the server that a had spent hours on and in my slightly decayed house I saw a unicorn I ate the crap stumbled around my base until it wore off and tamed it. The next day I find that my tribe mates had decided to take it spelunking into the middle chamber and βaccidentallyβ killed it.
Moral of the story, level 3 tribe mates are Idiots.
(R.I.P LSD crapper)
More Unicorn Funny Tips
Iβve always heard that you shouldnβt eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, βThis probably wonβt be so bad.β I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Justice for Denis!!! He must be avenged!
I saw one once *pulls out tek rifle when he is only level 46* This is for Dennis!!!!!!!!!!
Rip Dennis I have an army of rexes from my time in ark and I will murder ant and all unicorns I see from now on
Rip Dennis I will throw any unicorn into the volcano, drop from high in the sky, and put them into the wyvern trench, up to support dennis the dilo also to the person who lost Dennis bc their sis killed Dennis I will make a army of allies to support u
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Rest in peace Dennis
Rip Dennis up to help support Dennis dude
To the Dennis guy so as I was blowing up my last unicorn I remembered your allo army and Dennis so I found another and threw him into the volcano