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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I found one out side my base I was ready to tame it I put the food in my hot bar and started taming it. I was finally at 96% of taming and I accidentally hit it and my newly tamed allosaurus was not on passive😐
So my allosaurus ran straight to it and took a hit I tried getting to where. Can whistle passive but it chased it straight to my turrets and killed it.. ☹️
So. You make an Equus. You paint it white. You paint a carrot and shove it on its head. You make it fart rainbows. You make it request ONLY GRIFFIN KIBBLE WHICH YOU NEED TO BE LEVEL 85+ TO TAME AND BASICLY NEED 40 AMBER, PRIME MEAT, AND A TON OF BIOTOXIN FOR THIS EQUUS THATS NO DIFFERENT THAN A NORMAL ONE? ITS WORSE ACTUALY, THEYRE NOT MORTAL AND PESTLES! THEY CANT MAKE LASSOS!!!!! JUST MAKE THEM EAT ROCKARARROTS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THESE GOSH FANCY ALLOHIPPUS!!!! Pheeeeewwwww…. Quite nice to get that out! Who agrees? (Everyone raises hand) Thankyou all mobile players who fight for this unicorn. Although Twinkles is a real pal, she’s painful to tame.
-Squirrely (I’m not usually like this I promise)