Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So. You make an Equus. You paint it white. You paint a carrot and shove it on its head. You make it fart rainbows. You make it request ONLY GRIFFIN KIBBLE WHICH YOU NEED TO BE LEVEL 85+ TO TAME AND BASICLY NEED 40 AMBER, PRIME MEAT, AND A TON OF BIOTOXIN FOR THIS EQUUS THATS NO DIFFERENT THAN A NORMAL ONE? ITS WORSE ACTUALY, THEYRE NOT MORTAL AND PESTLES! THEY CANT MAKE LASSOS!!!!! JUST MAKE THEM EAT ROCKARARROTS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THESE GOSH FANCY ALLOHIPPUS!!!! Pheeeeewwwww…. Quite nice to get that out! Who agrees? (Everyone raises hand) Thankyou all mobile players who fight for this unicorn. Although Twinkles is a real pal, she’s painful to tame.
-Squirrely (I’m not usually like this I promise)
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isn’t working. It’s not dying. It’s immortal.