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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
So here I was new player, somewhat knowing what to do after watching a lot of yt videos for over a year. I downloaded mobile version. I spawn in single player, a day later I see an unicorn at the other side of the river neerer the swamp from the very known first spawn point (that pointy beach). Unicorn, apparently very rare on first day, so I rush to lv to make more carrots in plot. I feed carrots, as I saw in vid, ==> it demands Griffin kibble and I crash......
Hfgfgfhg am I going to get a Griffin on the island map. So I think ok maybe there is a way.......
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There is no way I can do this ! ! !
It's impossible ! ! !
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Days go by and now I have an unicorn that oftentimes shits in my yard to let me know it's still there and I still can't catch it .😭😭😭
I remember having a pair of these that I trapped in my house because I couldn't make the kibble ended up having to make a trapdoor in the ceiling because if I didn't they'd always find a way to clip out thru a window or door I dunno who liked the rainbow poop more me or the beetles
I have been searching through whole the island , fars peak ,redwood forrest, all kind of jungles, all islands and all shores in north, south, east and west ! 😬I just have a stupid feeling that when I’m on the one side of the island it gets killed and spawns on the opposite side of the island than I am lol😅anyway I’m still searching for that beautiful creature though 🦄💗💗💗 and I will call it “MY PRECIOUS!”😉