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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw a unicorn on a mountain. Then i grabbed multiple c4s and trapped it. I put c4s all around the trap and decided to explode it. I saw it’s body go flying. Then a few days later I had mutated dilos to honor Dennis and I hunted unicorns. I saw one and surrounded it. They all attacked the unicorn and it died in seconds. I’m not asking for ups so feel free to not. Also I will write a story about dilos vs unicorns in unicorn story section-lava the dilo (honor the dilos)
Do not tame a Unicorn
If you want to tame a unicorn
You need 2 griffins with the same suffix
If you breed the griffins it will take a long time
If it takes a long time you waste time
If you want to find a unicorn it’s hard as hell
If you can’t find one you fail
If you tame one and it’s in pvp server everyone will beg for it
If they beg for it they will raid and steal/kill it
If you lose your unicorn you commit suicide
If you commit suicide you will disappear.
Do not tame a unicorn.
Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to 10000:me put the damage to 10000 and Heath: me:does cave run over and over again with the unicorn.my sister: can I play on ur phone me: yes.my sister:what does this mean:sister:presses kill button me:am back from my frie-WHERES MY UNICORN sister: I pressed a button and it flop and said dead me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT me:goes on phone makes a gravestone says RIP MARSHMALLOW(guys if u wanna support marshmallow say rip marshmallow in the chat)