Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to 10000:me put the damage to 10000 and Heath: me:does cave run over and over again with the unicorn.my sister: can I play on ur phone me: yes.my sister:what does this mean:sister:presses kill button me:am back from my frie-WHERES MY UNICORN sister: I pressed a button and it flop and said dead me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT me:goes on phone makes a gravestone says RIP MARSHMALLOW(guys if u wanna support marshmallow say rip marshmallow in the chat)
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
We are the real reason unicorns went extinct
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven ππ
RIP Dennis poor guy
You donβt know how fast I am fast as truck d and d raw
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isnβt working. Itβs not dying. Itβs immortal.
Funny thing is I need to tame one...
I know!
I'll tame it strap 500 c4s to it drop it on another unicorn!!
Double kill! And explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#for Dennis
Dennis shall be avenged by all unicorn haters rip dennis u will be missed π¦π¦π¦<βββ
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis