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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to…
Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to 10000:me put the damage to 10000 and Heath: me:does cave run over and over again with the unicorn.my sister: can I play on ur phone me: yes.my sister:what does this mean:sister:presses kill button me:am back from my frie-WHERES MY UNICORN sister: I pressed a button and it flop and said dead me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT me:goes on phone makes a gravestone says RIP MARSHMALLOW(guys if u wanna support marshmallow say rip marshmallow in the chat)
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)