Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2023-08-18T06:15:31+00:00

I once had a one named "Cotton candy" and I "lost" her is I got very angry and deleted the save file and now I regret it so hard now lol

score 12 · Answer 2 · 2021-11-18T16:17:22+00:00

RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaurus

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2021-11-16T23:20:58+00:00

I am here in Baltimore and I’m thinking we get some Harry Potter Potter people on here well goodbye rest in peace in us you will be missed The mutated Dilophosaurus

score 13 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-13T17:13:47+00:00

Poor Dennis 😞😭😢 I cant even imagine what your sister was thinking

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2023-08-01T00:19:07+00:00

To the owner of Dennis show your sister how many tips on the dododex are mad at her for killing Dennis😔😔😔

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2023-08-01T00:14:29+00:00

Rip Dennis

To the owner of Dennis tell ur sis she is literally so mean

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-03T19:29:13+00:00

R.I.P dennis you’ll be missed :(

score 16 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-30T21:47:42+00:00

try to take its poop and some beer for a nice experience

score 17 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-10T20:04:51+00:00

Who has had the pain of trying 3 hours looking for one of these pancakes just to give up, go back home, and not even a FREAKING METRE AWAY IS THAT FREAKING CORN-WAFFLE TROTTING ABOUT...

It then got attacked by a alpha raptor at 89.1% taming... I cried for 5 minutes

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2025-05-07T23:33:28+00:00

Introduce her to the dread mare bye bye love of unicorns

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-28T20:02:53+00:00

Rip Dennis, beloved dilophosaur

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-27T21:41:51+00:00

Rip Dennis, did not deserve that, Dennis will be missed 😔✊

Also dilos are very cool dinosaurs

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-29T22:44:20+00:00

To Dennis man I’m very sorry for your loss I haven’t had any Dino’s die that I care about yet but if my raptor died I’d be upset to and if my friend has a uni you know what I’ll do😏rip Dennis🪦

score 16 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-25T06:22:08+00:00

It has magic poop 🌈🦄💩!!!!!

The poop is amazing.

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2024-04-01T02:34:41+00:00

DenniSSSSSS Dennis,!!!rip Dennis

score 13 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-01T00:44:16+00:00

Ooooh hello unicorn. This is for u Dennis and his owner. POW POW. I love you asc shotgun

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2024-07-19T15:22:50+00:00

I read the Dennis tips and today I bring you, HOW TO KILL UNICORNS ON THE ISLAND

VOLUME 1

- throw them into a pack of hungry allos

- throw them in to a sea of jellys

- hit a giga then drop da unicorn

- build a smal cage around them and use a dino to hit it to low health and wait for it to regen then do the process again, never ending torture

RIP Dennis

Also unicorn poop taste good

score 14 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-17T19:56:42+00:00

R.i.p dennis you will be missed to anor you I will rip off the horn of any unicorn that I see and will stab it exactly 69 times and let it blead out.

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2025-04-12T20:10:57+00:00

I didn’t know they were rare I killed it 🧨

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-20T04:22:16+00:00

R.I.P Dennis I Will Shred All Unicorns For You 1 Like = 1 Respect Fir Dennis