Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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R.I.P. deniss the dilo ๐
But for those who donโt realize it:
Itโs not the unicorns fault itโs the sisters fault.
But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like โNOโ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army โ. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canโt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed ๐ญ)
In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern
Me : *finds unicorn*
Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers
Me : les read some jokes too
Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*
Me : srry horsey
*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*
Me: Oh itโs a unicorn, what happens when I hit it with a club
(Gets stab from its bloody horn)
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
me: I love my unicorn
me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny
me sees what happend to dennis
me gets on ark
me: I hate you unicorn
me *blows up unicorn*
R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly
R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered
1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis
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FOR DENNIS!!!