Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 14 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-01T00:30:55+00:00

RIP Dennis. Words

-Boogaloo1Shrimp

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-17T12:08:57+00:00

Dennis no your sister is a turd nugget like I grew out of that obsession years ago I prefer raptors to unicorns also she would not be alive to day if she was my sister because i would have probably yeeted her across the room in to the kettle (bro my mum says I’m not girly enough because I love raptors bro I am 16 I can like what i like💀💀💀)

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2023-05-16T15:45:22+00:00

🦄=magic 💩=😮 sooooooo EAT IT TO SEE RAINBOWS

score 15 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-01T17:24:47+00:00

Rip Dennis the mutant dilo 😢😢🥺

score 12 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-18T16:17:22+00:00

RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaurus

score 12 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-16T23:20:58+00:00

I am here in Baltimore and I’m thinking we get some Harry Potter Potter people on here well goodbye rest in peace in us you will be missed The mutated Dilophosaurus

score 13 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-13T17:13:47+00:00

Poor Dennis 😞😭😢 I cant even imagine what your sister was thinking

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2024-01-03T20:19:20+00:00

To the Dennis guy:Frick that unicorn nerd. Btw did Dennis have any babies? If so, once they grow up take them out unicorn hunting while the unicorn nerd watches. Also do an evil laugh. Make sure the evil laugh is good.

score 12 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-03T19:29:13+00:00

R.I.P dennis you’ll be missed :(

score 16 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-30T21:47:42+00:00

try to take its poop and some beer for a nice experience

score 17 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-10T20:04:51+00:00

Who has had the pain of trying 3 hours looking for one of these pancakes just to give up, go back home, and not even a FREAKING METRE AWAY IS THAT FREAKING CORN-WAFFLE TROTTING ABOUT...

It then got attacked by a alpha raptor at 89.1% taming... I cried for 5 minutes

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2023-08-18T06:15:31+00:00

I once had a one named "Cotton candy" and I "lost" her is I got very angry and deleted the save file and now I regret it so hard now lol

score 16 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-25T06:22:08+00:00

It has magic poop 🌈🦄💩!!!!!

The poop is amazing.

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2023-08-01T00:19:07+00:00

To the owner of Dennis show your sister how many tips on the dododex are mad at her for killing Dennis😔😔😔

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2023-08-01T00:14:29+00:00

Rip Dennis

To the owner of Dennis tell ur sis she is literally so mean

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-29T22:44:20+00:00

To Dennis man I’m very sorry for your loss I haven’t had any Dino’s die that I care about yet but if my raptor died I’d be upset to and if my friend has a uni you know what I’ll do😏rip Dennis🪦

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2025-01-22T05:43:01+00:00

Me: Oh it’s a unicorn, what happens when I hit it with a club

(Gets stab from its bloody horn)

score 13 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-01T00:44:16+00:00

Ooooh hello unicorn. This is for u Dennis and his owner. POW POW. I love you asc shotgun

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2023-11-28T20:02:53+00:00

Rip Dennis, beloved dilophosaur

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2023-11-27T21:41:51+00:00

Rip Dennis, did not deserve that, Dennis will be missed 😔✊

Also dilos are very cool dinosaurs