
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
if I ever see that god damn unicorn on my rag server again I will destroy him
RIP Dennis
also I will painfully use the secondary raptor attack on him in my new server where I play as a raptor
why am I advertising my rag server here
join it the name is “SOCIAL TEST medium”
that unicorn is still super screwed now
The first time I played Ark I was on the island on the little peninsula in the easy area when I happened to find a unicorn and I looked across the water and there stood two raptors and the new player that I was I didn’t know the ark gods are never that nice a Dilo came from nowhere scared the unicorn making the fancy horse run at the Raptors then they got lead back to me by the unicorn the unicorn dies then the raptors come after me I die several times I spawn in a different spot only for a sarco to kill me in rage I delete the world and started over
I haven’t seen a wild unicorn since and I’ve been playing since about 2019 and then my friend after I told them thought it would be funny to put a unicorn on all the worlds I played with them knowing the grudge I have against them