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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
if I ever see that god damn unicorn on my rag server again I will destroy him
RIP Dennis
also I will painfully use the secondary raptor attack on him in my new server where I play as a raptor
why am I advertising my rag server here
join it the name is “SOCIAL TEST medium”
that unicorn is still super screwed now
Dennis then when on to Scorched... Where he was reborn as a poison wyvern, the apex predictor of the ARK. He swore to kill every equus for revenge. He was later found by our hero who lost his mortal body and never recovered from the shame. Dennis stalked him from the shadows until on night moving closer to his Adobe hut in the desert, realizing he would get killed if our hero didn’t recognize him. He waited till daytime to meet him, then when the door opens he sat infront of it, our hero was startled then remembering Dennis from his slaughtered mortal self being killed. When he said the words Dennis he was picked up and when off to start a new journey, The End
(Six months ago)
Me: I found a unicorn good thing I brought carrots
Unicorn: I’m special it takes griffin kibble to tame me
Me: Ok I’ll go back to the chef station
Unicorn: Ok newb you do that but you won’t find it there
Me: Why not?
Unicorn: You gotta make it
Me: I can’t tame a griff
Unicorn: See you beach bob
(Six months later)
Me: One fertilized griffin egg
Unicorn: Bet ya she doesn’t know the recipe yet
Me: Savoroot
Unicorn: You’ll need more than one if you want to tame me
Me: One 10x soothing balm
Unicorn: Ohhh so tempting but you still have to catch me first
(Thud thud a fence is up)
Unicorn: Well I guess it’s just about time
(30 seconds later)
Unicorn: Well Miss Night Assasin where to?
Dennis no your sister is a turd nugget like I grew out of that obsession years ago I prefer raptors to unicorns also she would not be alive to day if she was my sister because i would have probably yeeted her across the room in to the kettle (bro my mum says I’m not girly enough because I love raptors bro I am 16 I can like what i like💀💀💀)