What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Deniss will be missed 💔❤️🩹
—…. This is Dennis
—- /
/-.
L. (Pls no one copy me)
-cadence
I've killed so many unicorns in the name of Dennis I think I may be Voldemort
R.i.p Dennis
-tom Riddle
Rest in pieces Dennis jk rest in buttiful clouds and become a dragon just like u always wanted to be
One of my friends got one, my Rex ate it.
R.I.P dennis the dilo, kill the unicorn🙁
These are the funnest thing
1. They’re poop is good for you and it’s an enjoyable experience to eat it
2. Idk if it’s just mobile but jumping is amazing
UNICORN
Amazing
me: I want to see unicorn
ARK mobile: hahaha, have fun
me after playing for 3days: still nothing
The Legend says that "me" is still flying on his Quetzal and found nothing till this day
Rip Dennis destroy any thing unicorn
Wouldn’t it be cool if these babies could fly. Somthing like a pegasus
To get a cheap unicorn:
Tame an equus
Throw a spear in it's face
Unicorn achieved!!!
RIP Dennis. He will be missed……….
I found one once, didn’t have any carrots sadly, but when it got scared it farted purple and blue clouds so that was something
It poops rainbow icecream.
DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!
Nexus: I will tame a unicorn and every time I leave ark I make sure to punch it at list 5 times
Nexus: introduce the dread mare to her and say it’s the new unicorn design
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
me:BRO! WE NEED THIS UNICORN!
Bro:no.
Me:aw pleeeeeze?
Bro:no sister.its a waste.what will we do with a lvl 60 unicorn?
Me:oh we need dis.NOOOOOOOW!
Bro: I HATE UUUU GIMMIE MY CONTROLLER!
Me:I'm telling mom!
After hearing about denis I spawned a bunch of unis then threw them off a cliff. AVENGE DENNIS
Every one I see I will bring it back to the water get my giant squid and let it drown. FOR DENNIS!!!!!
The horse is way more better than a unicorn