Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

me:BRO! WE NEED THIS UNICORN!
Bro:no.
Me:aw pleeeeeze?
Bro:no sister.its a waste.what will we do with a lvl 60 unicorn?
Me:oh we need dis.NOOOOOOOW!
Bro: I HATE UUUU GIMMIE MY CONTROLLER!
Me:I'm telling mom!
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Only the purest may mount me.
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
π¦die
Me:A KIRIN ITS HUNTING TIME *only mh players would know what Iβm talking about*
Introduce her to the dread mare bye bye love of unicorns
Kill all the unicorns to extinction with dilophosaurs I will tame one and that dilophosaur will live up to Dennis legacy and kill every unicorn
Burn all the unicorns toys and burn the unicorn with a wyvern and laugh hysterically next leave it there for a carcha or giga to eat
Every one I see I will bring it back to the water get my giant squid and let it drown. FOR DENNIS!!!!!
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis