Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.
Denis guy, I know how to get revenge on your sis for killing all your Dinos!
1: delete her ark file
2: remove her unicorn toys (if she has any).
3: find a unicorn, summon your sis, and do the most brutal thing you can think of to it.
4: laugh maniacally as you destroy it.
Also, R.I.P Denis, you will be missed forever.
-EricBro5000