Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-30T23:57:33+00:00

We are the real reason unicorns went extinct

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-30T02:03:29+00:00

You don’t know how fast I am fast as truck d and d raw

score 1075 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-19T09:27:45+00:00

My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2026-05-24T08:08:38+00:00

Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isn’t working. It’s not dying. It’s immortal.

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2026-05-07T02:21:25+00:00

Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven 🙏😭

score 468 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-28T11:21:15+00:00

Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven

1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2026-05-09T19:52:35+00:00

RIP Dennis poor guy

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2026-05-01T00:26:52+00:00

Funny thing is I need to tame one...

I know!

I'll tame it strap 500 c4s to it drop it on another unicorn!!

Double kill! And explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#for Dennis

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2026-05-10T12:20:07+00:00

Dennis shall be avenged by all unicorn haters rip dennis u will be missed 🦄🦄🦄<❌❌❌

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2026-04-23T14:43:08+00:00

Welp I just found a unicorn! Time to join the war! RIP Dennis

score 397 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-17T13:56:38+00:00

RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur ⚰️🇺🇸 Do the same exact alt the same comment “RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur ⚰️🇺🇸“ and let’s see how many people will RIP Dennis

score 190 · Answer 12 · 2023-01-07T19:25:11+00:00

Rip Dennis up to help support Dennis dude

score 177 · Answer 13 · 2022-11-06T03:59:07+00:00

R.I.P Dennis and allo army you will all be missed

To Dennis dude

Share the love to Dennis dude ❤️

score 149 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-03T18:50:16+00:00

RIP Dennis the dilo, 1 like=1 F in the chat

score 155 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-31T02:33:30+00:00

R.I.P Dennis 🦖 we will all miss you

🦄= bad

🦖= good ✨

score 40 · Answer 16 · 2025-07-01T18:49:05+00:00

R.i.p Dennis ,we will start war against the unicorns

R . I. . P. DENNIS!

score 24 · Answer 17 · 2025-11-03T23:24:15+00:00

FOR EVERY UP I WILL DESTROY A UNICON AND FOR EVERY FIVE I WILL TAME FICE DILOS AND NAME YHEM DENNIS.

R.I.P DENNIS

COMMENT DEATH TO THE UNICORNS

score 42 · Answer 18 · 2025-05-22T03:51:19+00:00

R.I.P Dennis the mutated dilo

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2026-03-03T21:09:01+00:00

Rip Dennis amen. And on the 3rd day God made the ak47 to kill the unicorns and homosexuals amen

score 78 · Answer 20 · 2024-04-24T19:18:48+00:00

We will take out all unicorns 1upfor dennis