ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Dennis: oh a new friend let’s say hi
Lil sis that loves unicorn:*smerks evily*time to die
Dennis:ok—wait WHAT*runs but gets bolad *ack!!!
Lil sis:unicorns are better *she said coldly**drops into Meg water**laughes*sis will hate me…….
Big sis:finds Dennis on the shore dead * 💀 kills unicorn*LIL SISSSSSSSS I KILLED THE UNICORN FOR VENGEANCE
Lil sis:UR DINK WAS LEESSSSSSSSSSA*sob cry*BTW UR ALLOS ARE UGLY