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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like โ€œNOโ€ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army โœŠ. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canโ€™t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

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