Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
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Only the purest may mount me.
π¦die
Every one I see I will bring it back to the water get my giant squid and let it drown. FOR DENNIS!!!!!
Kill all the unicorns to extinction with dilophosaurs I will tame one and that dilophosaur will live up to Dennis legacy and kill every unicorn
Introduce her to the dread mare bye bye love of unicorns
Nexus: I will tame a unicorn and every time I leave ark I make sure to punch it at list 5 times
Nexus: introduce the dread mare to her and say itβs the new unicorn design
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
I bet the poop will change her mindπ©