Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Rip Dennis you will be missed so now we must kill unicorns.
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
R.I.P. deniss the dilo π
But for those who donβt realize it:
Itβs not the unicorns fault itβs the sisters fault.
But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.
Me : *finds unicorn*
Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers
Me : les read some jokes too
Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*
Me : srry horsey
*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*
Burn all unicorns eat them with rexes blow them up just kill them for Dennis rip
In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern
me: I love my unicorn
me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny
me sees what happend to dennis
me gets on ark
me: I hate you unicorn
me *blows up unicorn*
R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered
1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis
R.I.P Dennis. I hate unicorns now!