Are we still talking about Dennis? That happend 5 years ago!

My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)

Burn all unicorns eat them with rexes blow them up just kill them for Dennis rip

R.I.P. deniss the dilo 😔

But for those who don’t realize it:

It’s not the unicorns fault it’s the sisters fault.

But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.

In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern

Me : *finds unicorn*

Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers

Me : les read some jokes too

Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*

Me : srry horsey

*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*

me: I love my unicorn

me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny

me sees what happend to dennis

me gets on ark

me: I hate you unicorn

me *blows up unicorn*

Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven

1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis

R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly

R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered

1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis