Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Man you should eat your sisters uni plush if she has one.
To dennis guy
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
POV when i see a unicorn
Pulls out c4
Puts 10000000000000000000000000000000 c4 on unicorn
The unicorn
OMFG
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
me: I love my unicorn
me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny
me sees what happend to dennis
me gets on ark
me: I hate you unicorn
me *blows up unicorn*
R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered
1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis
Me : *finds unicorn*
Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers
Me : les read some jokes too
Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*
Me : srry horsey
*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*
R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly
In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis
R.I.P Dennis. I hate unicorns now!