Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

He protect
He attack
But most importantly
His poop taste like Big Mack
He attack
But most importantly
His poop taste like Big Mack
More Unicorn Funny Tips
RIP Dennis you will be missed π’
Rip Dennis we all loved you π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
When I eat unicorn poop..
RaInBoWs ArE eVeRyWhErE tHe SkY iS rAiNbOw ThE aNiMaLs ArE raInBoW eVeRyThInG iS dAnCiNg!!!!
Ahem, well- that was an βinterestingβ experience..
Iβd like to do that again, Down the hatch-(cycle repeats)
RaInBoWs ArE eVeRyWhErE tHe SkY iS rAiNbOw ThE aNiMaLs ArE raInBoW eVeRyThInG iS dAnCiNg!!!!
Ahem, well- that was an βinterestingβ experience..
Iβd like to do that again, Down the hatch-(cycle repeats)
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
I see equees
I kill equees
Unicorn level 25 killed
Me sad
I kill equees
Unicorn level 25 killed
Me sad
I was playing with my tribe and we found one yet the noob in our tribe was new to ark thought it was common and killed it.
Know all of those memes of Charlie the unicorn and the manic liopleurodon and all of Charlieβs friends be like look! The manic liopleurodon! Charlie must feel worthless!!
Each like makes Caharlie feel better!!!
Each like makes Caharlie feel better!!!
Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to 10000:me put the damage to 10000 and Heath: me:does cave run over and over again with the unicorn.my sister: can I play on ur phone me: yes.my sister:what does this mean:sister:presses kill button me:am back from my frie-WHERES MY UNICORN sister: I pressed a button and it flop and said dead me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT me:goes on phone makes a gravestone says RIP MARSHMALLOW(guys if u wanna support marshmallow say rip marshmallow in the chat)
R.I.P Dennis I didn't know you but feel sad for youππ
RIP DENNIS THE MEGA DILO.