What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
I dont know if it killable
I see this thing by every time I close my eyes I see this guy in my dreams it is not fun
It’s a turkey on drugs what else it’s probably hallucinating about everything being berries and stuff idk
Sing lala lava chicken chicken Steve lava chicken is tasty has heck that kill them lava and you get lava chicken
Man: YAY FREE MEAT AND HIDE, oh wait there a spino over there. HE LEV 275.
Turkey:JJSJSNUWUWJNKJWNINSUNH
SPINO: hey man. you made the worst mistake of your life.
Man: (yeets dodo at spino. Takes off running)
Some one- I want to murder turkey!
Lamp guy- wish granted😌
Some one- NO I WANT TO MURDER TURKEY NOT A MURDERER TURKEY!!!
Shoot, bola your tribemate and RUN!!!
Took them long enough to release this thing.
havent played ass yet, but murder turkey sounds pretty scary.
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I say this and i was like “wait what?”
Murder turkey’s going to have some fun
Cuz he got a gun
— plastic bag
I love this turkey idk why I just do😔