Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:
He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...
He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..
So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo π
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More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Murder turkey wtf is that nameπβπ»π₯
DO NOT believe the other tips as you can use them as easy hide
You know how in horror movies the main sound of a murderur is the footsteps, breathing, or the creaky door? Well, in this horror movie itβs
β¦ silence, thenβ¦..
β gobble gobbleβ
And thats when you get murdered.
β plastic bag
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
Hmmmm. . . I swear the therizonosaurus looked a little different. . . Hrrrrmmmmmm. . .
βOh a turkey, might as well kill it with my best Rexβ
Five seconds later running for my life π€£
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood