Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:
He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...
He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..
So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo π
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More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Uhm I eat this thing for dinner now I think it gonna eat ME!!!
I have a narcotic creatures mod on and off all the things in the world to get that mutator it was the first murder turkey I ever encountered.
3 tames asleep and one corpse recovery later...
Me trying to prank friends with these: Yo! Look at that Turkey! Go kill it for some meat!
Friend: ok! (RIP)
Other friend: π±
Me: you could do better! Go try!
Friend: fine (RIP)
*lol*
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
U donβt murder the turkey it murders u ππͺπ¦noπ¦πͺ π’ HELPPPPPP IT HAS A KNIFE
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
Do not mess with them, they will end youβ¦ it Destroyed my giga. Idk how. DONβT MESS WITH THIS WALKING KFC! You will regret it
-animallover4life
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
Cook that baby for thanksgiving might taste some bullets