DEATH FROM ABOVE!

*Tropeo gets shot down and grenades explode*

*Your Tropeo killed The Alpha Tribe*

*Tropeo was killed by The Alpha Tribe*

R.I.P

Tropeo

I saw this guy in a cave fighting a blood stalker so I got my shot gun and killed both of them.

Hairy pterodon on ster**ds LOL

Tropeognathus: I get big guns and god damn jets. Noob: oh ****

This is the new bomber for world war -10

So in ark extinction I saw one of them and then I was like: geez

Me: hello topag.

Topag: I do not want to be tamed right now.

Me: when do you want to b ohhhh

Tobag: CHAIN BOLA YES.

Haven’t had a good anal session in a while? Wild tropeo had you covered! For just one curious attack you can be chased to the ends of the Earth for you’re butt hole!

I didn't know that he's pasive tame so i knock him out and now i have to wait 20 minutes untill he wake Up 😂

Mini gun go bratatatatatatatatatat.

Is it bigger than the quetz or is the turret sable going to be really small

This guy looks like a babbon with skinned tiger wings

Ark is now call of duty ac 130

There should be a tek saddle dat drops tek nukes aka giant tek grenades

Guy on boat: ahhhh what and nice da.... Me: Plays dream music on ark apocalypse and gets 100 tranqu arrows and crossbow with pike and sword. COME HERE TIMMY

Tropeo: Omae wa mou shindeiru

Random beach bob: NANI?

Me: slaps this things jet pack

Me: this thing is the best you gonna get for bombing beach bobs

Dude that’s buying this: excellent.....

BIT CONNECTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HERE COME DAT BOI

I told this guy no when he asked if he could stay at my place and he raped me and mad me call him big daddy PLEASE SEAND HELP

My friend: “Beans, beans, there good for your hart, the more you eat the more you fart.”

This guy: “but gasoline makes you fart more”

My friend: “.....”

BOMB!

Me: “where did my friend go, and why is my tropeo down a grenade? Wait..... oh no”