If this game was Minecraft you could get a thousand diamonds of its back

Saw my first titanasaur and got to swim under it butthole with my Sarco!

So on my way home on my tape and.. I decide to bite it....bye bye tape, (don’t worry I made it out, a friend had to save me...BUT MY POOR TAPE)

Question no. 1

How to tame a titanosaur?

Answer: step 1 punch a lvl4 dodo 6-7 times and ko it

Step 2 tame it by feeding berries

Step 3 name it ( titanosaur ).

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I wrote everything but bruh it got deleted lol 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 np I wrote it so I wanted tp a lot but I got deleted by dododex so I will just spam .,..................lol

MY HOUSE CAN BEAT UP YOUR HOUSE

All you do is smack that thing with a club it soooo does I bil torpor every hit 😂😂😂

Simple if your a real man, tame it with your fists, if your a loser, tame it with a cannon

I KNOCKED HIM WITH BAT

FOLLOW THE STEPS TO DO IT

STEP 1: GO TO CAVE FIND CRYSTALS

STEP 2: MAKE SPYGLASS OF CRYSTALS

STEP 3: FIND THIS DUDE , IT TAKES A LONG TIME

STEP 4: WHEN FOUND , USE YOUR SPYGLASS TO

WATCH HIS HEALTH AND TORPOR

STEP 5: YOU REALISE , YOU CAN'T TAME IT IN THIS

LIFE.

STEP 6: EVEN THEN IF YOU WANT TO TAME IT GO

AHEAD WITH BAT IN YOUR HAND , ARK

SURVIVORS WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER

YOU AS A MARTYR , YOUR STORIES WILL

BE WRITTEN ON EXPLORER NOTES AND

YOU WILL BECOME A LEGEND FOREVER😂

Me when I was lvl 1 oh look it’s a massive walking rock grabs stone pick me hits the titan the titan Bruh 10 sec later me running for my life

The "bola your tribemate and run" doesnt work for these bois. Bola your base and run.

First creature I encountered. Punched it, look where I am now. In dododex

So my tribe were trying to get dragon eggs and I went off exploring a bit, I saw TEN of these guys...

here is pro tip, make sure u run away at 1765247544275423mph and never go back to get ur dodo friend again . - .

If u punch it it gives you massive egg

When I first saw a titan on lvl 1, I punched it, and apparently my fist had insane knockback it flew away, I didnt see it land.

Level 100 tribe-mate: HOW THE F**K DID <username> KNOCKBACK A TITAN SO FAR!?!?! They're only level 1!!!

Me: I just punched it so I would get yeeted, but it did... Talk about reversed effects...

You went to far doctor wu to far

noobs walk up to a rex and think omg I'm so dead this thing is so strong. Mid game learn about gigas omg i was so wrong. Pro's learn about Titanasaurs "not playing game anymore" there is no "Pro"

I hit this thing with a pteranodon and it got killed with one hit