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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first saw a titan on lvl 1, I punched it, and apparently my fist had insane knockback it flew away, I didnt see it land.
Level 100 tribe-mate: HOW THE F**K DID <username> KNOCKBACK A TITAN SO FAR!?!?! They're only level 1!!!
Me: I just punched it so I would get yeeted, but it did... Talk about reversed effects...
Bastard(titanosaur): I am going to end this whole man's carrier!!!!
Me:No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Titanosaur: stomps the base and me,2 seconds later base reduced to atoms
Me:respawns bear arctic cold and homeless
10 seconds later sees a gun
Grabs the gun and loads only one bullet
Ten minutes later sees the titan attacking another survivor
Titan with only 1 hp left
Me:plays Russian ruleet
Yeah bastard lost