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Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.

Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
This thing is so hard to tame its not worth it can the end
It’s like the Titanosaur of land
I have been tamin a tita and compes than killed the fuing thang
titans are a pain just dont tame one they aree funny one time i was taming one then one came over and hit the titan and he gliched under the map and then he as realy fast and then he fell asleep i was so mad
China made this because it doesn't last long.
If you pick up it’s sh!t it’s 99999999 kg for goodness sake it actually says collosol animal fences are you kidding 😱💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😵🥵🤒🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Me: ima build my base next to u
Titanosaur: get off my lawn
My base: I’m gone
Bruh I’m playing on scorched and built my base in central canyon I found one and killed easily ( I have already played extinction and AB) so then I was hunting dodowyvern and I found another and n dodowyvern
Pro: uses cannons and rockets with a quetzal to knock out the four legged demon mountain
Me: I shall decide that I shall use my level 599 beezlebuffo to knock this oversized stupid sauropod who stepped on my level 1 dodo.
Titano: TRRREEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!!!
Me…
Pro: uses cannons and rockets with a quetzal to knock out the four legged demon mountain
Me: I shall decide that I shall use my level 599 beezlebuffo to knock this oversized stupid sauropod who stepped on my level 1 dodo.
Titano: TRRREEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!!!
Me: goes straight to it
Titano: gets triggered because a small frog is licking its feet
Me: kill 'em bud! KILL 'EM!!!
TITANO:🖕🖕🖕🖕
Also, Titano: moves forward
Me with my beezlebuffo: beezle got 30k hp,
Game: lags and freezes
Me: waits and finall--
System: you and your beezlebuffo have chosen death.
Me: deletes game and play PoHu GAMES💪💪💪
When his tail starts to fly you know someone is going to die
Person trying to tame titanosaur shoots somewhere not its head titanosaur:*grabs infinity gauntlet* you should of gone for the head
The reason why it cant eat is because you shot its face with the cannonballs alot of times the impact might have traveled to its brain and it somehow forgot how to eat
Me=I see titan and tame 4 levl 50 turtles to kill it
Titan=is that all you've got
Me=watching tames get instant killed
Me: *crying with joy that I have just finished my tek base*
My tamed dodo: I wanna hit a titanosour
Titanosour: kill dodo kill dilo kill carno kill spino kill unicorn kill equals kill giga kill Rex kill para kill bro to kill theri kill me DESTROYS TEK BASE
Me: BOO HOO HOO…
Me: *crying with joy that I have just finished my tek base*
My tamed dodo: I wanna hit a titanosour
Titanosour: kill dodo kill dilo kill carno kill spino kill unicorn kill equals kill giga kill Rex kill para kill bro to kill theri kill me DESTROYS TEK BASE
Me: BOO HOO HOO HOO I QUIT ARK FOREVER
*me* has deleted ark :)
Have fun trying to tame this beast
I tried knocking out a titan but whilst it was knocked out and I was about to put the saddle on one of my teammates got his pteranodon and dropped me from so high up that I died
Hard to tame: yup
Waste of time : sure is
Going to tame:IMA GO OUT IN THE BLASE OF GLORY!!
This made me think of when you try to breed rock elementals and brontos
I are tame that Titan 30+ but very easy just shot in head lol my friends don’t belive lol