Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Pro: uses cannons and rockets with a quetzal to knock out the four legged…
Pro: uses cannons and rockets with a quetzal to knock out the four legged demon mountain
Me: I shall decide that I shall use my level 599 beezlebuffo to knock this oversized stupid sauropod who stepped on my level 1 dodo.
Titano: TRRREEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!!!
Me: goes straight to it
Titano: gets triggered because a small frog is licking its feet
Me: kill 'em bud! KILL 'EM!!!
TITANO:ππππ
Also, Titano: moves forward
Me with my beezlebuffo: beezle got 30k hp,
Game: lags and freezes
Me: waits and finall--
System: you and your beezlebuffo have chosen death.
Me: deletes game and play PoHu GAMESπͺπͺπͺ
More Titanosaur Funny Tips
The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friendsπ³
Real men tame with fists
-Human
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished
Me : Defending my base against a raid
Titanosaur : Walks over the battle
Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur
Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru
My base : NANI???