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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pro: uses cannons and rockets with a quetzal to knock out the four legged demon mountain
Me: I shall decide that I shall use my level 599 beezlebuffo to knock this oversized stupid sauropod who stepped on my level 1 dodo.
Titano: TRRREEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!!!
Me: goes straight to it
Titano: gets triggered because a small frog is licking its feet
Me: kill 'em bud! KILL 'EM!!!
TITANO:🖕🖕🖕🖕
Also, Titano: moves forward
Me with my beezlebuffo: beezle got 30k hp,
Game: lags and freezes
Me: waits and finall--
System: you and your beezlebuffo have chosen death.
Me: deletes game and play PoHu GAMES💪💪💪
Me: *crying with joy that I have just finished my tek base*
My tamed dodo: I wanna hit a titanosour
Titanosour: kill dodo kill dilo kill carno kill spino kill unicorn kill equals kill giga kill Rex kill para kill bro to kill theri kill me DESTROYS TEK BASE
Me: BOO HOO HOO HOO I QUIT ARK FOREVER
*me* has deleted ark :)