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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was killing one on the beach . And got 1000 damage and it ran in the water and drowned it self What the heck!!!!
I pulled a stupid and blew on a titan with my mana ๐
When I was exploring is saw a titanosaur in The water in Solo,,,๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Not so fun fact i hate titanosaurs i hope they get removed they suck SO MUCH when they walk into ur property u cant do anything about it (except if u have op tames) which i dont i accidentally threw away my ascendant sword so idc what u say they suck :)
This is a big titan,
And he really be fightinโ,
But just keep tryinโ,
Though you might be dying.
When you dropout,
You might knock emโ out,
But you remember you stopped taking your pillsโ
So you got ill,
And he got killed.
Titan Rap
Grappling hook and sword. Iโm about to attack on totan
Iโm big, Im a rock, Iโm going to destroy your base now.
Nice base you got there, it would be a shame if someone crushed it.
Me:flying on argy
* Accidentally hits Titano *
I almost lost my argy
Use admincheat Forcetame because it should be able to eat by then. well it works for me that's what I got to say
How does this thing eat wild. It canโt eat. MAYBE IT IS NEVER HUNGY
Story: Whopdeedoo im just heading back to my base when I see a big brontosaurus then I see it crouch and gues what MY BASE WAS FLATEND BY A GIANT FREAKING SH!t so I hit the thing and one sh!t later Iโm dead to f
If you want to tame a titani saur throw itโs own rocks bones? What ever on its back at it with a cannon then say coby then jump on its back so it canโt catch you
Titan: hit me, I canโt wait to make a pancake with blood flavored syrup with crushed organs as toppings.
Yoi it a titan hureay evwn though โฅ๏ธ;-; ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐๐ท!๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐
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This thing is so hard to tame its not worth it can the end
Itโs like the Titanosaur of land
I have been tamin a tita and compes than killed the fuing thang
titans are a pain just dont tame one they aree funny one time i was taming one then one came over and hit the titan and he gliched under the map and then he as realy fast and then he fell asleep i was so mad