Not so fun fact i hate titanosaurs i hope they get removed they suck SO MUCH when they walk into ur property u cant do anything about it (except if u have op tames) which i dont i accidentally threw away my ascendant sword so idc what u say they suck :)

This is a big titan,

And he really be fightin’,

But just keep tryin’,

Though you might be dying.

When you dropout,

You might knock em’ out,

But you remember you stopped taking your pills’

So you got ill,

And he got killed.

Titan Rap

Grappling hook and sword. I’m about to attack on totan

I’m big, Im a rock, I’m going to destroy your base now.

Nice base you got there, it would be a shame if someone crushed it.

Me:flying on argy

* Accidentally hits Titano *

I almost lost my argy

How does this thing eat wild. It can’t eat. MAYBE IT IS NEVER HUNGY

Story: Whopdeedoo im just heading back to my base when I see a big brontosaurus then I see it crouch and gues what MY BASE WAS FLATEND BY A GIANT FREAKING SH!t so I hit the thing and one sh!t later I’m dead to f

If you want to tame a titani saur throw it’s own rocks bones? What ever on its back at it with a cannon then say coby then jump on its back so it can’t catch you

Titan: hit me, I can’t wait to make a pancake with blood flavored syrup with crushed organs as toppings.

Yoi it a titan hureay evwn though ♥︎;-; 𝚒 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝙳𝙰𝙼𝙽 𝚂𝙷!𝚃 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚛 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚐𝚊

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This thing is so hard to tame its not worth it can the end

It’s like the Titanosaur of land

I have been tamin a tita and compes than killed the fuing thang

titans are a pain just dont tame one they aree funny one time i was taming one then one came over and hit the titan and he gliched under the map and then he as realy fast and then he fell asleep i was so mad

China made this because it doesn't last long.

If you pick up it’s sh!t it’s 99999999 kg for goodness sake it actually says collosol animal fences are you kidding 😱💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😵🥵🤒🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Bruh I’m playing on scorched and built my base in central canyon I found one and killed easily ( I have already played extinction and AB) so then I was hunting dodowyvern and I found another and n dodowyvern

Pro: uses cannons and rockets with a quetzal to knock out the four legged demon mountain

Me: I shall decide that I shall use my level 599 beezlebuffo to knock this oversized stupid sauropod who stepped on my level 1 dodo.

Titano: TRRREEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!!!

Me: goes straight to it

Titano: gets triggered because a small frog is licking its feet

Me: kill 'em bud! KILL 'EM!!!

TITANO:🖕🖕🖕🖕

Also, Titano: moves forward

Me with my beezlebuffo: beezle got 30k hp,

Game: lags and freezes

Me: waits and finall--

System: you and your beezlebuffo have chosen death.

Me: deletes game and play PoHu GAMES💪💪💪