Everything about me is admired! All the way down to the size of my poo!
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
Was walking around like normal, until the gods decided to bless me with a titanosaur corpse. Yes, it came straight out of the sky 😂
Turns out that you need a hole lot of Rexs and Gigi to damage the best
This isn't a story about punching one of these.
Once I was walking arou d and I wanted to shoot at a dimorph bc why not. It hit the titan.
I ran
It followed
I ran into the water
It dint follow.
Get rekt.
Then a jelly followed.
Get rekt.
Real men knock out with thorny dragon's
Roses are red violets are blue the last thing you will see is it leg
The roses are dead the violets are gone your house is crushed
One day ,i challenged my friend to kill a titanosaur .
He goes near him with a trike to stunned him. Few moments later
He: i will stunned you
Titano: ok
When he was going to stunn him. then suddenly a dilo scratched the Titano.
You all know what happen after…
One day ,i challenged my friend to kill a titanosaur .
He goes near him with a trike to stunned him. Few moments later
He: i will stunned you
Titano: ok
When he was going to stunn him. then suddenly a dilo scratched the Titano.
You all know what happen after that.
My friend jersey 😟😟😟 RIP.
I just saw a frickin titanosuar fall out of the sky!
Big annoying stomper that gives you food
So basically, this mobile tank poops massive, and I mean MASSIVE turds, but doesn't eat because of it's weird mental dissorder... SO WHERE THE HECK THE POOP COME FROM?
And also, if you tame one in God mode, will it still die of hunger or will it have infinite stats…
So basically, this mobile tank poops massive, and I mean MASSIVE turds, but doesn't eat because of it's weird mental dissorder... SO WHERE THE HECK THE POOP COME FROM?
And also, if you tame one in God mode, will it still die of hunger or will it have infinite stats too?
- Ur local Uni poop eater
Don't touch it or else 😵blèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You can’t feed it unless your on its head being parachutes and an argy, then fly above the titan. Airdrop yourself onto it then try and climb to its head to feed. Once tamed he will never give you up
It can clean gigas but......not a dodo except i can kill dodos with my fist. But only it has to be level 1😅.
Imao.
Well wtf why am i even writing this?
Whatever.
Ok titantosaur time to eat your veggies!!!
Oh no, oh no….
Oh yes! Here (Gives crops)
I’ll starve myself before I eat those, nasty crops…
Fine then. (Walks into giant titantosaur base platform saddle)
Later….
Gosh how I hate being tamed, I can’t wait…
Ok titantosaur time to eat your veggies!!!
Oh no, oh no….
Oh yes! Here (Gives crops)
I’ll starve myself before I eat those, nasty crops…
Fine then. (Walks into giant titantosaur base platform saddle)
Later….
Gosh how I hate being tamed, I can’t wait to starve!
(Base falls and person was offline-There goes y’a loot)
Moral: Never underestimate your tames, or trust them either!
Squirrely
I was playing mobile then I saw that beast I told my cousin not to touch it then he was like ima cirmit suicide. Rip he was flatend like a panckake .
Do you guys also feel this should drop the ery element if you kill it with your fists
I thought I could get a taxidermy of it... I was SO wrong (I died)
Before read I’m at southern beach* inhale* it spawn by an island BY MY BASE * me after seeing it * so smart a beautiful sight* two mins after* prop died from jelly fish
It went into sea XD
No one:
Literally no one:
Titanosaur: *falls from sky*
All you need is a bow and some tranq arrows