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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day ,i challenged my friend to kill a titanosaur .
He goes near him with a trike to stunned him. Few moments later
He: i will stunned you
Titano: ok
When he was going to stunn him. then suddenly a dilo scratched the Titano.
You all know what happen after that.
My friend jersey 😟😟😟 RIP.
So basically, this mobile tank poops massive, and I mean MASSIVE turds, but doesn't eat because of it's weird mental dissorder... SO WHERE THE HECK THE POOP COME FROM?
And also, if you tame one in God mode, will it still die of hunger or will it have infinite stats too?
- Ur local Uni poop eater
Ok titantosaur time to eat your veggies!!!
Oh no, oh no….
Oh yes! Here (Gives crops)
I’ll starve myself before I eat those, nasty crops…
Fine then. (Walks into giant titantosaur base platform saddle)
Later….
Gosh how I hate being tamed, I can’t wait to starve!
(Base falls and person was offline-There goes y’a loot)
Moral: Never underestimate your tames, or trust them either!
Squirrely