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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-13T04:02:01+00:00

If you’ve ever wanted to become a pancake, punch a titans foot.

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-09T12:40:16+00:00

Is it weird that there are two titanosaurs on my ark. One in the north and one by red tower. It looks like they will meet right on my base

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-07T17:09:23+00:00

Be like me waste days taming 3 and feed to like a lvl 5 troodon

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-18T03:56:24+00:00

It’s big, very big . Boom. All you need to know is right there

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-17T17:25:29+00:00

I spawn next to one in the beginning and it tells you to collect rocks soooooo I climbed on s cliff climbed on its tail and tried to harvest stone of its back (there were no nearby stones) but what I got was the great power of what happens when a rock element f*cks a bronto...... not to self: don’t hit titanos

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-09T18:20:57+00:00

If you tamed one buy a huuuuuge umbrella because if you are under its butt you are dead 🤣😂

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-30T04:49:16+00:00

THIS thing is so big it looks like a derp bronto lol

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-29T01:31:43+00:00

i sat on my butt trying to tame this thing for like 5 hours and i finally tame and i gits killed by some fcking tryhard my room they next day is like tornando had fun

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-24T20:26:44+00:00

I killed with a horde of compys they were too low for it to hit .lol

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-02-02T22:46:58+00:00

This creature is in Fast Creatures category, LOL

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-04-17T11:10:48+00:00

Titans...

THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS YOU TRY TO KNOCK THEM OUT WITH A QUETZAL + CANNON YOU GET YOUR QUETZAL KILLED AND THE TORPOR NOT EVEN REACHED HALF OF ITS MAX!!

WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-04-15T00:09:39+00:00

This man is a Brachiosaurus on drugs

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-03-20T15:00:39+00:00

So these things are dope like they are super strong and I

Think that the rock golem and bronto went to far… and there is another thing these things have 0 IQ like the max is 0 and the minimum is -1000000000000000000 like these are stupid like they can’t eat so yeah now you know

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-10T00:47:16+00:00

I punch these for fun.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-01T03:10:36+00:00

Real men tame with a twig.

Dodo-

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-02-28T06:58:30+00:00

You make this by breeding your pet rock and a bronto

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-02T05:01:13+00:00

He can't see small things

Ok trainers

Ok

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-26T06:08:20+00:00

Mobile:Hard mode:Hardcore

Fun fact: I you have a tame that can wear a helmet:Direwolf, Mammoth, Etc. Make them wear a helmet with 1000+ armor and they can survive fighting a titan, my wolf took 20-40 damage per hit from the titan. The only problem is that the helmets durability quickly depletes and your probably going to die. But it works, that's what matters, right?:D

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-13T00:12:35+00:00

It poo tasted pretty good and gave me a bunch of buffs

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-01-18T18:36:53+00:00

I found like three on one island in singlplayer.