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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-01T08:00:38+00:00

If you cryo a titanosuar (idk if you can) and fly to max height, decryo it, stand by for titanfall.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2019-07-02T03:07:07+00:00

How did this humongous beast get so massive without eating anything 🤔

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-18T20:56:59+00:00

Man: *about to walk* I wanna re-

Me: No don’t step on that titansaur!

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2019-05-08T15:56:22+00:00

Don’t live near mountains. There is one dancing on a mountain near my base and he won’t leave. And he is a HORRIBLE neighbor!

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-03-09T02:24:26+00:00

Just rub its belly and it will tame itself. To feed it you have to stick 5000 berries up its butthole.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-09-27T01:47:55+00:00

Well, I just saw the first Titanosaur I’ve ever seen, and I’m like wow, such a huge majestic creature, then it instantly jumps into the ocean and drowns itself. Pretty good harvest of meat though

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-18T13:53:41+00:00

No matter how badly you want to hit it "DONT, i listened to the little voice in my head that said hit it now I have a a over groun tree-rock-monster hunting me down on The Island R.I.P survival

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-13T21:19:00+00:00

You need to hire a Japanese kid to feed this thing on your server 24/7 if you want to keep it alive.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-11T00:54:25+00:00

My thatch base: Mr Tiger-Fitz, I don’t feel so good

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-06T18:21:20+00:00

I punched it and it shot it’s !#%! Poop at me. Ewwwww he stepped on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-06T18:17:39+00:00

It’s big. Hope this helped.

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-09T12:40:16+00:00

Is it weird that there are two titanosaurs on my ark. One in the north and one by red tower. It looks like they will meet right on my base

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-07T17:09:23+00:00

Be like me waste days taming 3 and feed to like a lvl 5 troodon

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-18T03:56:24+00:00

It’s big, very big . Boom. All you need to know is right there

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-17T17:25:29+00:00

I spawn next to one in the beginning and it tells you to collect rocks soooooo I climbed on s cliff climbed on its tail and tried to harvest stone of its back (there were no nearby stones) but what I got was the great power of what happens when a rock element f*cks a bronto...... not to self: don’t hit titanos

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-09T18:20:57+00:00

If you tamed one buy a huuuuuge umbrella because if you are under its butt you are dead 🤣😂

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-30T04:49:16+00:00

THIS thing is so big it looks like a derp bronto lol

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-29T01:31:43+00:00

i sat on my butt trying to tame this thing for like 5 hours and i finally tame and i gits killed by some fcking tryhard my room they next day is like tornando had fun

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-21T13:01:06+00:00

My uncle went to knock it out with a carno. The Titanosaur kills them instantly with one hit

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2018-07-14T17:35:40+00:00

I was on a wyvern I brought from scorch and I but a titan. Long story short the hit boxes got stuck on each other...anyone who's plays ark can predict the ending to this one