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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-20T01:57:15+00:00

I thought it was a bronto....

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score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-03-01T14:18:42+00:00

Someone should use one for the bug baby.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-26T08:25:14+00:00

I have a fun game…

See how many times you can punch it without dieing

Record: 2 punches

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score 6 · Answer 4 · 2018-09-29T19:09:49+00:00

I can't help but think...

What's it like when these guys have sex?

*Whole island starts shaking* random guy:"ITS AN EARTHQUAK" me:nah just 2 titanasaur having sex

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-04-07T23:17:48+00:00

A day I made a mistake on my first home 🏠

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-12-14T22:30:00+00:00

This is an oversized long neck thing

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-20T01:37:42+00:00

Easy to tame hell! No Should you tame it no am I still going to without a doubt why I’m a idiot

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2019-06-15T17:19:15+00:00

Holy titan fall?? ? Can this 1 shot a trex

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-03-26T03:17:29+00:00

There's a setting on the ps5 that makes it so they can be fed and become permanent tames. 😁

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-03-21T01:58:51+00:00

This dinosaur is a size of ice age brachiosaurus but fatter

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-10-14T00:19:10+00:00

Real men kill this thing with their fists.

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-26T11:12:23+00:00

When u knock it out feed it its favourite food. A titanosaur saddle

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2019-02-20T05:23:12+00:00

Hes a big boi, go hug him by punching him a few times and you will tame him or her! Works on any platform as long as you are under lvl 30

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2019-02-16T04:10:54+00:00

Is it a rock? Or a titanosaur terd?

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-03T15:27:51+00:00

Ark be like: mmm let’s get a sauropod and then JUST PUT A MOUTANS OF ROCK/KERATIN ON ITS BACK FOR NO RESON and then the rock/keratin stuff on its back can’t be harvested cuz yez L O G I C

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-09-12T18:06:20+00:00

Titan spawns and falls from sky when hits ground the map is destroyed

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-19T06:15:19+00:00

People say we titanosuars aren't we a big mountain and a Dino that terrified of people and gigas

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-25T23:00:25+00:00

There is actually a setting I think it’s allow raid Dino feeding it enables the Titanosaur to eat once tamed so yeah up if this helped

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-01T04:42:49+00:00

Giga spawns in:kills everything and everyone.

Giga finds a titano.

Giga:I’m gonna kill that thing

Giga bites titano

Titano:ooooooooo your gonna get a BIG time mister

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-05-31T22:24:48+00:00

My tribemate asked me what this was since he was new to ark, I said it is the easiest thing to tame. Then I said just shoot it with a slingshot, then put a single berry in it’s inventory to tame. I demonstrated by shooting it with a slingshot and he didn’t know the titan aggro’d. So he did the same thing and you can guess what happened. p a n c a k e