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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-30T18:49:08+00:00

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi BYE

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-01T21:59:12+00:00

I built a stone and wood base on top of my lvl 148 and I put it in my normal protected base. When I wake, I can't find her. I look in to the horizon and see a neighboring tribe had trapped her, killed her, and lit her boby on fire while dancing. I shot all of them and burned down their base, all while saying, "HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH!", in chat. R.I.P Everest.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-23T07:41:02+00:00

Me thinks I’m unstoppable because I tamed a trike. Attacks titanasaur. I don’t really know what happend after🤣😂

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-04T20:59:56+00:00

Tame with tranq arrows. It’s fastest

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-09T13:44:01+00:00

Easiest tame in game, just hit it once and even the highest level would knock out. Now feed it 2-3 mejoberries. Boom you got a tamed titanosaur (just don’t let it get near a dodo)

(The dodo will eat it)

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-21T15:27:30+00:00

Whats this doing in fast catogory...

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-14T10:49:56+00:00

If you see a tamed one coming towards your base , imma be real with you chief , start dropping all your shit

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-29T05:43:46+00:00

If u see one with a tribemate bola him hit it and run

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-19T05:35:54+00:00

If everyone says to bola your tribemate what is the point it can’t eat I had one and it died within 6 hours

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-24T16:29:28+00:00

Run dodo run! Before you get squished! -Dodo has been squished. Well th- player has been squished.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2019-08-23T06:53:05+00:00

Can I knock it out with a slingshot?

It's like a cannon...

Ok no

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-08-10T12:33:10+00:00

I thought these were rare but I find a lot of them likeable a lot a lot

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-03T08:42:49+00:00

This creature deserves a special trophy.

Like, a Titanosaur Tongue or something.

Not a basic sauropod vertebra! (DMB)

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-11T02:17:16+00:00

When I fight these with my giga I usually get the stupidest titan you can imagine it just lets me hit it and I kill ending up with 16k Hp out of 17440

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-17T16:31:48+00:00

Think it takes longer to harvest it than it dose to kill it

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-07T12:40:37+00:00

A pound of a titan saddle will do the trick

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-23T00:57:07+00:00

Titan:”oh so you just got that brand new tek base built? It would be a shame if something happend to it....”

Me:”send help i need help!!!”

Chat:....

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2019-04-13T01:15:56+00:00

Me: Who would win a Rock or Titanosaur. My teammates : takes their level 1 titan. Rock golem/level 100000000 : Oh this is easy. Titan : ... HeLP mE! Me: ... Again my stupid teammates... THe bOI

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-19T22:22:30+00:00

I was swimming away from something in the water couldn’t see I was swimming the I saw some light and I thought it was a meg but it was a titanosuar and I hit it I got poop me pants and left the world few minutes later I died in front of my eyes so don’t forget where ur at in ark

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-13T07:23:48+00:00

Me and my friend tried taming this lizard with tranq arrows and a tapejara. Hundreds of tranq arrows and multiple crossbows later he went in in with a club and a dream

We also thought you tame them with barries.

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