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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 7 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-18T20:37:13+00:00

stomp

Congrats! U survived!

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-01T14:24:57+00:00

I am going to try kill it with a base long neck rifle wish me luck ;-;

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-05-21T05:19:34+00:00

Help theirs a level one outside of my base, it has 230000 health and im scared SO BIG

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-31T00:43:24+00:00

When a bronto has a baby with a rock golem

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-23T03:22:36+00:00

Is it just me or are these thing not that rare

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-26T16:44:47+00:00

I punched a titan thought I would get yeeted but instead of that I got deleted

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2025-08-07T00:24:36+00:00

Make a mod that makes it ten times big then watch the game crash

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-11T00:34:04+00:00

Me: sup fools I tamed a giga! (True story go to giga page to see how I did it)

Titan: yup sooooo cool🥱🥱🥱

Me: your next!

Titan: NOPE!

Titan: hay giga want some pancakes they are crunch cuz they have armor😏

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-14T16:39:00+00:00

A titanosaur is more worth to kill than to tame.

They also forget how to eat after you tamed it

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-14T14:07:32+00:00

I used max tranq darts of the durability of three long neck rifles once I was done being a idoit I did research on it and realized I needed to hits head not body

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-05T23:00:25+00:00

Me: you would make a great drummer.

Titano destroyed the studio.

Titano: oops.

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-17T22:23:22+00:00

It took me lot of rockets just to lowe its health and then I died

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2019-02-10T07:19:24+00:00

don’t name it.. you will be sad after a few hours

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2018-12-30T07:44:18+00:00

Just bola it, you will be fine.

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2018-02-26T02:45:27+00:00

How to tame a titanosaur

1. Find one

2. Waste 50 cannon balls

3 commit suicide

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-01T05:39:00+00:00

I had one of these walk over my wall and get stuck inside my base. I then learned a terrible lesson. Using honey to try and lure it out after i took my gate down. When it eats the honey it does a stomp attack that hit my parked Rexes which then went agrro on it and quickly got stomped flat.

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-11-28T20:18:16+00:00

Do. Not. Attack. On. Low. LEVEL!!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-11-23T18:12:13+00:00

A pteranodon landed on atlas my titanosaur🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-07T12:55:48+00:00

Me: “ that things massive and has rocks for a face, I should stay away”

Also me: “ I’m gonna poke it with a stick”

Conclusion: destination fcked is a real place !!

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-17T07:15:23+00:00

One of the many reasons to back up your current save every time you exit.