
What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once i had a titanosaur near my base in a swamp and well i attacked it with my argentavis and it just started move fast
And btw this is on mobile and i just as a joke keep hitting it and starts to move fast tryna charge at me and i ran away 😂😂😂
This thing is chill bro doesnt make since why yall r so scared
These dinos r literally a mix of the bronto/diplo and rock elemental💀🤣
I see one for the first time and i think it’s a brontosaurus but no then i thought it was a mountain but no BUT THEN IT LOOKS AT ME and i realise that it’s a titanosaur then i see it’s health and i shit my self WOW it’s lvl 1 and it has 23000 heath then i think i must tame it but my whole life crumbles when i find out that i need a catapult turret then a blister turret then i can get a canon and the balls to go with it AND I AM NOT CHUCKING OVER 4000 BOULDERS AT IT NO F*CKING WAY!!!!
Silver tiger 5018: bro I am bored of my 2 carbonoimeses, cera, and my parasaur, I wanna hatch 2000 titanosaurs and mate them. (Collects 2006 titanosaur eggs) Niko: umm… you collected 6 more eggs. St5018: Oh I forgot (gives 6 eggs to Niko) (eggs hatch) Niko: you said you wanted to mate them right? All of them are female. (Last egg hatches) st5018: oh here’s one and is male! Niko: oh I thought there were 2000. [made by natalie]
New player: Hey, what’s this thing? *points at titano* 2 year player: it’s a starter, if you punch it a few times it will fall unconscious.new player: ok, come here starter. *walks toward titano and punches it* titano: prepare to become a pancake. Ten seconds later. New player: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE