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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
So after playing a bit I got off my server and what I found was a grave site for one of these, I asked my tribe member about and they replied “oh that’s BUB he got tamed then he died so I made titan burgers out of him...” I replied “I was gone for twisty minutes and all this happens?!!?” They replied “yep, they can’t eat so they die quick... and BUB was a good friend to, you would have liked em” I would like to point out this all HAPPENED IN TWENTY MINUTES!!!!
Rock elemental : mom I want to marry
Mom: wow who is it?
Rock elemental : she is a brontosaurus
Mom : are you sure
Rock elemental: yeah!!
TWO YEARS LATER
Mom: where is brontosaurus
Rock elemental: she is at the hospital
Mom: why
Rock elemental: she is delivering the baby
Mom: wow
ONE DAY LATER
Mom: WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!
Rock elemental: we will call it titanosaurus