Real men tame with fists

-Human

Real men kill this with a slingshot.

MOSCOW MOSCOW

Drink some v-

(titanosaur appears and does the POO)

RUNNN

I just shot it accidentally. I’m so screwed. :(

Place Your Bets (Titanosaur vs Giganotosaurus)!!! Up for Titanosaur, down for Giganotosaurus! Will find out soon…

Your walking down the usual beach and all the sudden

something falls from the sky is it a bird is it a plane no it’s titanosaur poo

when i hit one for the first time he hit me back, i don’t remember signing up for nasa space flight program, he yeeted me to mars!!!, —dead survivor

It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.

Is it easy to tame - No

Is it possible to tame - Barely

Should you tame it - no

Will I ? - F no

Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.

Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.