Only real men kill this with their fists
It can clean gigas but......not a dodo except i can kill dodos with my fist. But only it has to be level 1😅.
Well wtf why am i even writing this?
How Titanosaur was made
Rock Elemental: I’m bored
Wildcard: I’M SO BORED
Bronto: *eats leaf*
Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!
Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*
Wildcard: I have a good idea!!
Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?
Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near giga*
Bronto: Rocky, wanna be friends
Rock Elemental (Rocky): Sure
[3 Years later]
Rocky: Bronto, why is there an egg?
Fan: Don’t You DARE!!
[Fan was eaten by a giga lvl 1]
Wildcard: *hatches egg*
Bronto&Rocky: OH MY GOSH!!!
Rocky: Let’s name him Titan
Bronto: I think Saurus is better
Titanosaur: *grows big*
Bronto left the game
Rocky left the game
Giga left the game
Wildcard abandons ARK
All other dinos left the game
Me: Oh a tree!
Me: lemme hide in it
Me: ooo spiky bronto
Titanosaur: *Eats tree I am on*
Cloud was accidentally eaten by Titanosaur (lvl 1)
Who else feels that this should drop a sh!t ton of keratin or stone or something from the things on its back?
Noobs see this Dino
Noobs:LETS KILL IT
Titan:Hold my beer
The rock elemental and the bronto were more then friends😳😳😳
Me: kills Titanosaurus
The Titanosaurus corpse: guess I’ll fly
I hit titan with my bird pteranodon and titan was running . I thought it is a dino like parasaur few seconds later i realized i have got no tames left R.I.P my pteranodon
I thought ark says beach’s are safe as soon as I spawned I saw this guy and some spinosaurus’ chat “ wimp who can’t fight a titan with his fists left the game”
I once got dared to punch one
Being the idiot that I am I accepted it so I ran to the titanosaur looked for its giant foot but the foot found me