How to tame a titan: 1. Make a quetz platform saddle, cannon and cannon balls 2. Punch yourself since you don't… | Titanosaur Funny

1713 points 😂 Funny Jun 21, 2021 Report

Real men tame with fists

-Human

1222 points 😂 Funny Dec 13, 2022 Report

The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friends😳

1848 points 😂 Funny Oct 7, 2020 Report

Real men kill this with a slingshot.

1582 points 😂 Funny Jul 31, 2017 Report

It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.

1035 points 😂 Funny Apr 15, 2017 Report

Is it easy to tame - No

Is it possible to tame - Barely

Should you tame it - no

Will I ? - F no

669 points 😂 Funny Apr 20, 2020 Report

Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.

Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.

887 points 😂 Funny Sep 3, 2017 Report

When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"

612 points 😂 Funny Dec 21, 2019 Report

The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...

0 points 😂 Funny 7 days ago Report

Me: defending base against raid

Titano: walks over battle

Me: accidentally hits titano

Titano: ome wa mou shinderu

My base: NANI?!?!

Me: NANI?!?!

691 points 😂 Funny Jul 19, 2017 Report

Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished

Dododex

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