The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friends😳

Real men tame with fists

-Human

Real men kill this with a slingshot.

It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.

Is it easy to tame - No

Is it possible to tame - Barely

Should you tame it - no

Will I ? - F no

Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.

Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.

Steal it’s egg and be prepared to be yeeted into space

The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...

When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"

My friend says “I’ll give u 20 dollar for using army in the most useless situation:

Me: makes best argy in da world

Me: makes the argy literally infinite stamina but stupid low damage

Me: hovers over titan for hours to kill it

P.S I didn’t get money

(My argy died the day after from a pego)