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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 12 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-04T22:25:45+00:00

An ant can’t fit through a behemoth dino gate? That doesn’t seem right. (Read the info tab)

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-14T21:58:19+00:00

Me:

Finds out they give cementing paste

Also me:

Trying to figure out which tool gives cementing paste from them

Me ten minutes after:

I just had to kill a COUPLE bugs with some GRENADES in a ✨swamp ✨😂

If you hate bugs just use repellent in a cave that’s a number #1 rule

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-03T21:18:01+00:00

You see them all the time until you tame a beelzbuffo and have an actual use for them lol

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2023-03-21T16:17:21+00:00

When you go down to regain stamina to your flyer and these mfers come

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-17T16:45:40+00:00

me at level 4: back off plz I just want to make house

me at level 46: plz come back I’m sorry about what I said 6 years ago I need your chitin

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-10T00:50:47+00:00

Ant: IM BOUT TO MESH IN YO GIGA Me:Ttys to kill ant giga dies from meshed ant lvl 1

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-01-28T22:37:48+00:00

Wait it’s a ANT!!!!!!!! I thought it was a spider

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2019-05-01T19:29:13+00:00

Oh looks like you are taming your dino?

No problem, here comes the ant-squad to bite your dino, you, your mom, your crush and that dog of the neighbor who is always barking

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-22T20:27:02+00:00

I tried escaping one by jumping in the river but the crawling and flying ones still come!

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-10T00:47:55+00:00

Me: let's go into bug cave my freind:ok goes to bug cave and the we get Swarmed AAAAaAa omg there's ants in my pants

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-13T14:44:25+00:00

Me and my iggy watching a spino flay a trike: FFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Devil ants: someone has invaded our non existent territory! Attack *bites*

Me: owe run iggy!

Five other devil ants: ATACK

Me: oh no… that way iggy!!!!

Theriznosaur: hi 😈

Me: oh crap

Player lvl 35 got killed by a theriznosaur wile trying to escape titanomyrmas

Me after respawing and finding my iggy: Cmon 😑

Devil ants: ATTACK

Me:😧😶😐😑

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-10T00:32:24+00:00

They only eat one food:

Forcetame

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-07-29T18:55:12+00:00

This is when you pull out the ascendant chancla

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-07-29T16:54:24+00:00

The reason I stay on my safe little beach…

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-26T21:44:20+00:00

the bugs have looked at your for 10 hours when they twitch they're mandibles.. it is time to run.

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-01T23:01:27+00:00

Absolutely annoying is all I can say…

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-14T23:52:28+00:00

You're never lonely in ark...

score 8 · Answer 18 · 2019-05-03T03:36:51+00:00

Passive tame with amarberries. Good luck with your ant army.

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2019-02-21T16:47:09+00:00

I once tamed a Sarco, her name was Elizabeth... An ant got stuck under her, I could not reach the ant... RIP

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2019-01-19T03:58:58+00:00

When you land in for stam with a Petra and one hits you and makes you jump 4 feet high