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So I was new to the game and I didn't know that these even existed.

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So I was new to the game and I didn't know that these even existed. So I was riding around on my newly tamed para and all of a sudden it's getting attacked something and I didn't know what it was because I was riding on the para. And before I could even get off him he died the titanoboa I tried to run away but I couldn't and I died to it that when I realized how brutal this game really can be.

The End. Rip Perry the para

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I was in the swamp with my cuz and then 5 of this things show up chased me to the red woods and on top of that a thilocan show up to they kill me and my rapter level 55.I HATE THIS THINGS!!!!!!!!

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Me:huh?

Snake:(is in bushes)

Me:OH DEAR GOD

snake:( is slithering after me at top speed)

Me:I run like a scaredy cat and call all my dinos(I have around 30, if ur interested)

Me and my Dinos:DESTROY

snake:OH - -

Me: yeeeehaaawww( riding on my T. rex)

I think u know what happens next.

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The titanoboa is super aggressive so listen to this tale and dont bring your dodos to the swamp or they might be killed!!! so i was minding my business exploring the swamp٫ looking for a new base worth my Pack of 3 dildos and 2 dodos٫ when a giant orange looking snake slithers out of the swamp. i run away cause i was only at level 16 and was low on material so i didnt have any weapons either. Then i get a notification that my dodo died. then my other one. for some reason it slithered past my dilos and went after me. When i reached base it was out of Sight so i sighed a breath of relief. I went outside again And whistled for my remaining dilos. Rango and Raina came but one of my dilos was missing. i checked to see if my other one٫beans٫ was alive and it said she was٫ so i sneaked down the path to the swamp to see where she was. After what felt like forever٫ i found her unconscious laying on the groundat this is the max i can write so prepare for part 2!!!

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I Was Trying Find Max Level Dilo but I Saw a Real Weird Titanoboa it Really Tall Than Normal Titanoboa And it Look Really Weird So I Use My Max Level Flyer To Fly Away From Weird Titanoboa And I Never Go to This Swamp Again... if You Saw Weird Titanoboa Run And Don't Go to This Swamp Again

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I am about to snipe a sarco in the swamp when I hear Ssssss I turn around and guess wat was there

A creeper.

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Hey guys im back with part two of the titanoboa attack on me and my pack of 3 dodos٫ and 3 dilos. so resuming...Beans was unconsious!!! I stared at her in disbelief. it would take a couple of mins for her to wake and i knew that the snake was mad. i waited for like 2 seconds with my torch looking around fearfully٫ acting antsy and when i was sure it was gone٫ it came from nowhere and attacked me. im ashamed to say that i ran away and left beans all alone but i didnt want to die. On my way to my base retreating٫ i stumbled on a branch and the titanoboa caught up to me and attacked me. i threw as many punches i could before it killed me but it only took a few seconds. i had made a grave mistake. when i responded٫ i ran outside and whistled for what was left of my Dino family. they were too far away to hear my whistle so i went to the water's edge and Drinked٫ thinking i outsmarted the snake but then it attacked me agsin! BOOM!!! i had led it to my base and it had killed my baby dodo. guessed i hadn't noticed how close i was to my base when i died . IT knocked me un condi out like it did with beans and killed me. I still mourn my lost dodo family of three including٫ Liana ٫ Luna and baby Byren.

-DoDoGiRl2011

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Tales of Pandora

Origins of Salizar, chapter 16: ~the dragon and the spear~

“Are you sure this thing will obey me without question?” Salizar asked the Overseer. The whelp was playing in a corner across the room chasing its tail. “Yes, I enhanced the subject’s imprinting, you were the first face it saw and it will see you as its parent.” The Overseer said. “Children can learn to disobey their parents.” Salizar said. “Then I suggest not to be a bad parent.” The overseer said. Salizar groaned, “fiiiine..” he said. He walked up to the dragon, who at first sight of him ran towards him, it latched onto his leg and hugged it, the dragon was still quite small. Salizar resisted the urge to fling the child off his leg, he patted its head awkwardly. “Father, play with Apex?” The child asked. “Of course..” Salizar said through gritted teeth.

Salizar played the act of loving father rather poorly, but it got easier, he grew very fast and was soon three times the size of Salizar. He taught the dragon how to fly and not to burn everything in sight to molten ash. One day he took Apex to the arena observatory. “Look, this is your future home.” Salizar said. “I can live there?” Apex said excitedly. “Yes, you’ll have the whole place to yourself.” Salizar said. “But what about you?” Apex asked sadly. ‘What about me..’ Salizar thought. “Well, I can’t live there, it’s too hot.” He said. “Then I won’t either, I want to live with father.” Apex said. ‘Goodness this creature is clingy..’ Salizar thought. “Well, perhaps you could come to live with me one day, let me show you something else. He took Apex to the bridge that sent the supply drops down to Pandora. “This is Pandora, it’s my old home.” Salizar said. “Why can’t I live there with father?” Apex said. “Well, see that there?” Salizar said, pointing down to the castle below. Apex nodded. “That is the home of a horrible, evil species, the humans..” Salizar said. “Hu-mans?” Apex asked. “A wicked creature, all they do is conquer destroy and kill, I can’t bring you there, they would hunt you down like a trophy and mount you on their wall.” Salizar said. Apex chuckled a bit, “I am much stronger than puny humans! I can get rid of them, then Father and Apex can live together.” Apex said. “No no, you underestimate them, they’ve killed two of your kin already.” Salizar said, “no, for now you shall go to that place I showed you. Perhaps someday when I get rid of the humans, then we can be together.” Salizar said. “What about here? Can’t we stay here?” Apex asked. “No, no it’s far too small, your only a quarter of your full size my.. uh- Child.” Salizar said, ‘will this beast ever shut up..’ he thought. “Ok..” Apex finally said, very disappointed.

Apex spent the rest of his childhood in the volcanic arena, he wasn’t alone, his flyer minions kept him company, but he longed to see Salizar again. Salizar was glad to be rid of the dragon for a while and focused on another task, how to give the artifacts back to the humans without them getting suspicious, he hatched a brilliant plot, with the help of the Overseer he fused the three artifacts into one weapon, a tek spear. It theoretically could still be used to enter the arena, but also be brought into the arena itself, the perfect escape plan for Apex.

Drake’s subjects were beginning to spread rumors of his weakness, after his daughter’s death he had let an entire taskforce fail their mission (though the people didn’t know what said mission really was) and then go missing without a trace. Then he lost the artifacts needed to escape the Ark. Drake decided to pay a scribe to record Drake’s exploits and make him look like a hero. “Your highness needs a symbol of power, something to show the people that you can protect them, like Excalibur!” The scribe said. “Excaliwhat?” Drake said. “Umm, Thor’s hammer? Uhh ooh! Gandalf’s staff?” Drake looked at the woman, slightly annoyed and clearly not understanding. “Right, I forget your excellence is from my past.” The scribe said. “Look, Ms?” “Sylver.” “Miss Sylver, I don’t want to lie to the people for publicly.” Drake said. “Of course, but right now the people certainly do not see you that way, so unless you killed a snake when you were a baby there’s not much I can do but lie.” Sylver said. King Drake was about to speak when something shattered through the window Obote them. The glass-worker who had just replaced the shattered pane and happened to be walking past carrying the replacement bedroom window sighed and walked out of the room with his head hanging down. The thing that had shattered through the window has been trust right into Drake’s throne. He walked up to it and pulled it out. “I think we have our hammer..” Sylver said. “It’s a spear.” Drake said. “Never mind..” Sylver said.

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I was in the swamp trying to tame a sarco on my pteranodon and I accidentally dismounted. So many of these things came out from nowhere and started attacking me and they knocked me out straight away. My pteranodon immediately took action and fought them. He still tried to protect me as he was slaughtered alive.

RIP Thunderbird

You were my hero

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