I hate these stupid slimy shitheads they suck I don’t…
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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I lost my precious Screech, a 287 level Sinomacrops that I LOVED with my life to a Baryonyx level 90. Never again, I said.
So I found a new Sinomacrops.
I didn't love them as much, but it was a max level I named Moon.
HOWEVER, I wanted to go looking for a baryonyx again, and I forgot Moon was on my shoulders. But a titanoboa got me from behind, but Moon tried to attack it and got knocked unconscious. I woke up, but by the time I killed the snake, she died. Now, it's on a taxidermy with a sign "SNAKES = MURDER = CRY"
Moral of the story, DEATH TO TITANOBOAS!!
The titanoboa is super aggressive so listen to this tale and dont bring your dodos to the swamp or they might be killed!!! so i was minding my business exploring the swamp٫ looking for a new base worth my Pack of 3 dildos and 2 dodos٫ when a giant orange looking snake slithers out of the swamp. i run away cause i was only at level 16 and was low on material so i didnt have any weapons either. Then i get a notification that my dodo died. then my other one. for some reason it slithered past my dilos and went after me. When i reached base it was out of Sight so i sighed a breath of relief. I went outside again And whistled for my remaining dilos. Rango and Raina came but one of my dilos was missing. i checked to see if my other one٫beans٫ was alive and it said she was٫ so i sneaked down the path to the swamp to see where she was. After what felt like forever٫ i found her unconscious laying on the groundat this is the max i can write so prepare for part 2!!!
Hey guys im back with part two of the titanoboa attack on me and my pack of 3 dodos٫ and 3 dilos. so resuming...Beans was unconsious!!! I stared at her in disbelief. it would take a couple of mins for her to wake and i knew that the snake was mad. i waited for like 2 seconds with my torch looking around fearfully٫ acting antsy and when i was sure it was gone٫ it came from nowhere and attacked me. im ashamed to say that i ran away and left beans all alone but i didnt want to die. On my way to my base retreating٫ i stumbled on a branch and the titanoboa caught up to me and attacked me. i threw as many punches i could before it killed me but it only took a few seconds. i had made a grave mistake. when i responded٫ i ran outside and whistled for what was left of my Dino family. they were too far away to hear my whistle so i went to the water's edge and Drinked٫ thinking i outsmarted the snake but then it attacked me agsin! BOOM!!! i had led it to my base and it had killed my baby dodo. guessed i hadn't noticed how close i was to my base when i died . IT knocked me un condi out like it did with beans and killed me. I still mourn my lost dodo family of three including٫ Liana ٫ Luna and baby Byren.
-DoDoGiRl2011
So I was in the swamp trying to find one of these bad dudes to tame (cuz I like snakes) when I tamed it right after a random kapro jumped at it and murdered my snake so I got out my coumpound bow and tranq arrows KOed it then i killed a paraceratherium got the meat but the kapro was killed by a Bary so I ran and found a tek Rex then I died 1 like= 1 prayer for Tranq the Titanoboa
I was in the swamp trying to tame a sarco on my pteranodon and I accidentally dismounted. So many of these things came out from nowhere and started attacking me and they knocked me out straight away. My pteranodon immediately took action and fought them. He still tried to protect me as he was slaughtered alive.
RIP Thunderbird
You were my hero
So here was i searching for a kaprosuchus when i saw these killer noodles going for me so i called my trike and dilo’s but there were five of them and only three of us but there was a level 30 tb so i joined the fight but
sadly my trike named tommy died and my dilo named
Bito died to but atleast i had two more pets my surving dilo named gelo and my sarco named snout 1up= 1
Thx for my trike and dilo.☹️😭😭
Red hunter481